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10 Geeky Tech Jokes to Brighten Your Day

The bad mood in the office kills productivity, destroys creativity and creates a negative environment. So, how can you make it better? Sometimes a short joke is just enough to bust a negative mood. Here is not just one but 10 of the geekiest tech jokes that can help you create a better office vibe and have a more pleasant day.

If you have a favorite geek joke that is not on our list, post it in the comment section, so we can have a laugh too! 🙂

 

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

 

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol…

 

A logician tells a colleague his wife just had a baby.

– Is it a boy or a girl?

– Yes.

 

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

 

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

 

Q: Why did the programmer use the entire bottle of shampoo during one shower?

A: Because the bottle said “Lather, Rinse, Repeat.”

 

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

 

What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

 

What was the hipster doing at the computer? Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.

 

What’s the difference between an Linux and a virus? A virus does something.

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